Every man needs a quality flask. If you haven’t stood up in a wedding recently, you probably need to replace the one you lost after you emptied it last *insert public drinking holiday/sporting event here.* Just so you don’t get confused about how to operate this thing when the five ounces start running low, there’s directions engraved into the stainless steel. (Pretend like you’re drinking out of it and it will make sense.) It’s like one of those “if you can read this, put me back on my barstool” t-shirts except better because it actually holds alcohol.
Your morning routine is begging for Parachute’s towels. What makes them different? Well, Parachute uses an innovative process called Aerocotton Technology, which blows air through the cotton fibers as they’re spun. That means extra fluffy towels that dry quickly. Plus, the towels are made exclusively from premium long-staple Egyptian cotton, which is the best around. Soft, absorbent, and quick-drying—Parachute’s towels offer everything you want. Your new favorite part of a long, hot shower? Drying off.