utilitarian-pillows

Pillows are not the domain of man. It doesn’t have an aspect ratio, a measurement 42 inches or greater, a cup size or a discernible taste (we don’t frequently consume pillows so we can’t confirm this), so we normally wouldn’t care. apparently there’s a first time for everything though because we really like these Utilitarian Franchise Pillows. With their collection of horned bearded men and ladies – along with animals dressed in people clothes – the pillows are definitely a little kooky. But it’s the kind of high-art kooky you’d find in a gallery and not an asylum. Each pillow is hand silk screened using a number of colors on an ever larger number of canvas/cloth options. If the bearded lady is a little too out there for you, there’s also a selection of sea creatures, light bulbs and, of course, guns. They’re throw pillows you won’t want to take off the bed.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.