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The late nights, the partying, constant pounding on the snooze bar and the promise that tomorrow morning will be different… the Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock that’s not gonna take your abuse. Hit the snooze one too many times and this little fellow pounds its fists and screams until you pet his head to calm him down.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.