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The official LEGO Simpsons minifigures we’ve been waiting for are here and they’re so much better than we could have even imagined. The collection features 16 different figures all with at least one prop. Even included are Itchy and Scratchy so you can build a LEGO arena for an adorable death match. They’ll sell for four bucks a pop and be out in time for the LEGO episode of The Simpsons which will air on May 4. It’s time to break out the collection of bricks you’ve had since you were a kid and get to building Springfield.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.