Cold-Maintaining-Stainless-Steel-Drinkware

We don’t always want a glass with a fake mustache or a woman who loses her bikini top with hot liquid on it. Okay, we often want those glasses, but there’s something to be said about simple, functional elegance (also passing those out when her folks are over never seems to be well received). The Cold Maintaining Stainless Steel Drinkware from Hammacher Schlemmer is… well, fairly self-descriptive. Fill up these glasses with whatever cold beverage you prefer and the dual stainless steel walls will keep your ice from melting for up to 105 minutes longer than your standard drinking apparatus. Plus, the 12oz cups won’t break, chip or develop any microscopic bacteria cesspools over time, meaning you’re safe to pass them out to *almost* all your friends.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.