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We don’t always want a glass with a fake mustache or a woman who loses her bikini top with hot liquid on it. Okay, we often want those glasses, but there’s something to be said about simple, functional elegance (also passing those out when her folks are over never seems to be well received). The Cold Maintaining Stainless Steel Drinkware from Hammacher Schlemmer is… well, fairly self-descriptive. Fill up these glasses with whatever cold beverage you prefer and the dual stainless steel walls will keep your ice from melting for up to 105 minutes longer than your standard drinking apparatus. Plus, the 12oz cups won’t break, chip or develop any microscopic bacteria cesspools over time, meaning you’re safe to pass them out to *almost* all your friends.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.