The-Clock-Dock

We already rely on our iPhone to wake our ass up in the morning, so shouldn’t we at least make it look like a presentable alarm clock? Right now, the chord dangles loosely on our nightstand only held in place by the remains of a nightcap and a short stack of Blu-rays. For a more distinguished presentation of the only thing keeping you from showing up six hours late for work, hook your iPhone up in The Clock Dock. Available in cherry, maple and walnut, The Clock Dock comes equipped with a built in charger and felt lining to keep your phone from getting beat up as you swipe away at the snooze at 7 am.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.