The Clean Bottle Square

Cleaning reusable water bottles is a pain in the ass. Either you end up digging out a long scrub brush and washing it by hand, or you throw it in the dishwasher and risk melting or the inside not actually getting cleaned. The Clean Bottle Square alleviates all of that with the addition of a removal bottom. The top comes off so you can get to the magical hydrating liquid and the bottom comes off (in the same way) so you can clean it out. The ingenuity of the Square doesn’t stop there, though, it’s got a wide handle that makes it easy to carry and the square shape makes sure it never rolls too far from you. Water bottles should have been this clever all along.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.