The-Best-Flashlight-Ever

It takes balls to call your product “The Best ______ Ever.” If BK put out “The Best Burger Ever,” you don’t think the suits at Mickey-D’s wouldn’t take that as the initial act of a coming fast food fight? It also, however, takes confidence and a strong belief in what you’ve got for sale, and those are both qualities we can get behind. Luke Kelly, the guy behind Luke Lamp Co. which we’ve mentioned before, is offering up a handheld lighting device simple called The Best Flashlight Ever. The beauty of it is the style (like the aforementioned lamps), it’s rustically simple, just carved wood and steel. It also happens to be waterproof and basically indestructible. Plus, he’s putting his mouth where his balls are (wow did that come out wrong), and giving you his cell number in case you don’t think it’s the best ever.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.