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We wish we could sit here and tell you someone finally created a purchasable replicator. If you never watched an episode of Star Trek, basically you say the food or drink you want and the replicator creates it for you. If that was the case, we’d be sitting around the office right now just shouting out, “Bacon. Crispy.” every 15 minutes or so. While we don’t have that kind of good news, you can now get some officially-licensed Star Trek tea just like Picard would instruct the machine. Tea, Earl Grey, Hot is not just his command, but now an actual product that comes in a nicely designed canister. It will have to do until we can that damn replicator.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.