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We’ve never had an experience where we were manning the grill and some sniper tried to pick us off and snatch our porterhouse or a grenade was lobbed at our feet and a gang of guerrilla fighters waited on our soon available Igloo Cooler.  We have however needed two tables worth of room to spread out all the gear we need with us when heading for a cookout.  The Tactical Grilling Apron solves this problem along with any surprise ambushes.  The different camo options let you blend in to your surroundings (your back porch or campsite) and, more importantly, let’s you carry all your barbecuing tools out to the grill.  All the forks and spatulas you need can be strapped on the apron along with a handful of cold ones to keep you refreshed (although after a bunch the only combat you’ll be ready for is fighting off puking.)

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.