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Tactical Grilling Apron

Tactical Grilling Apron

We’ve never had an experience where we were manning the grill and some sniper tried to pick us off and snatch our porterhouse or a grenade was lobbed at our feet and a gang of guerrilla fighters waited on our soon available Igloo Cooler.  We have however needed two tables worth of room to spread out all the gear we need with us when heading for a cookout.  The Tactical Grilling Apron solves this problem along with any surprise ambushes.  The different camo options let you blend in to your surroundings (your back porch or campsite) and, more importantly, let’s you carry all your barbecuing tools out to the grill.  All the forks and spatulas you need can be strapped on the apron along with a handful of cold ones to keep you refreshed (although after a bunch the only combat you’ll be ready for is fighting off puking.)

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