steelplant-desktop-dumpster

Like it or not, almost all men have desks. it could be an actual desk you’re chained to from 9-5 or a converted dining room table, but it exists. It starts clean (sometimes), but by the time the end of the day rolls around, it’s probably once again filled with papers, soy sauce and ketchup packets, pens and a slew of other things you can’t bring yourself to throw out. Then there’s also the compliment of items decorating your desk: the Office Space stapler, action figure (don’t call it a doll) and anything else you use to inject some personality into an otherwise lifeless space. Steelplant can help you with both. Their desktop dumpsters are manufactured from cold, hard, recycled 14 gauge steel and weigh 9lbs empty. With more than ample space for all your junk, each is decorated by a graffiti artist, so it’s art and storage.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.