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Say what you want about marshmallows themselves, but the Stay Puft Marshmallow man is easily our favorite gelatinous, white, animated creation. The Pillsbury Doughboy and the Michelin Man might as well not exist in our minds because up here it’s Stay Puft or nothing… even if he did try to destroy what we consider to be one of the greatest cities on Earth. Originally, Stay Puft Marshmallows were nothing more than a prop on the set of Ghostbusters and then ultimately a plot point later in the movie when he was ripping shit up as Gozer. The marshmallows themselves weren’t in any kitchen pantries around America. Until now! These Stay Puft Quality Marshmallows are as delicious as they are tiny (only 45 per box), but the small amount you get will be nothing more than an afterthought after you put them in your hot chocolate and gaze up at the box in the pantry.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.