stat-key

Every guy has upwards of 20 keys in his house that he has absolutely no idea what they belong to.  We began fixing that problem a while ago when we discovered Stat Key Company and now that they’ve released some new designs for 2011 we’re ready to start chipping away again at all the identical keys filling our junk drawer and key ring.  The new designs include a home & heart carving, a star key and a heart as well which might be the slickest way ever to give a woman a key to your place.  Also new for 2011 are a skull cut-out and a skull & bones one as well, perfect for your treasure chest of precious jewels.   

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.