Song-Map

It’s hard to remember a time before Google Maps when big brother didn’t always know where you are, but it existed. Apparently they had these things called maps that didn’t require a power source and were impossible to read. These times were also lacking in things like Spotify and Grooveshark, so you couldn’t listen to whatever you wanted whenever you wanted to. It probably sucked, but that’s not the point. Maps now officially qualify as art because they’re all but obsolete. Instead of just hanging a simple map of the US on your wall, mount something like this Song Map from Dorothy. Every marker on the map is a famous song name instead of their more commonplace monikers. It also includes a full song and band name key if you’re not interested in firing up a streaming program and listening to everything on the map.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.