You’re no doubt familiar with Someecards. If you aren’t, we’ll give you a second to go check your Facebook news feed and get back to us because it’s riddled with them. Despite the fact that every soccer mom has jumped on the Someecards bandwagon, we have to admit, they’re still damn funny. Now some of our favorite inappropriate notes that relate to drinking and the daily boredom of the work day are splashed across some handy pint glasses. Bring ’em into the office and everyone will be too busy laughing to care you’re getting drunk on the job!
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.