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You’re no doubt familiar with Someecards. If you aren’t, we’ll give you a second to go check your Facebook news feed and get back to us because it’s riddled with them. Despite the fact that every soccer mom has jumped on the Someecards bandwagon, we have to admit, they’re still damn funny. Now some of our favorite inappropriate notes that relate to drinking and the daily boredom of the work day are splashed across some handy pint glasses. Bring ’em into the office and everyone will be too busy laughing to care you’re getting drunk on the job!

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.