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Bring this stein to Oktoberfest and you’re sure to scare the dirndl off some unsuspecting St. Pauli Girl. While others are downing their brews in standard glass steins or ones with images of the Bavarian countryside on them, you can be drowning your morbid sorrows in this Skull Stein. For just $12 a pop you should probably get a whole set for when you have guests over next Halloween. Just fill up the skull and grab a hold of the bone handle (that’s what she said) and you’re ready for a plate of schnitzel and dumplings at the local beer garden.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.