Single Malt Chocolate Lollipops

Single Malt Chocolate Lollipops

Shares:
134

We’ve been eating lollipops for far too long without getting hammered off them. Okay, well maybe not hammered, but our Tootsie Pops do have a severe lack of booze in them and that Dum Dum’s mystery flavor has yet be “Tequila.” Besides the dark chocolate in these Single Malt Chocolate Lollipops, they sport a solid kick with some 12 year old single malt scotch. And we love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. There it goes, down into our belly. Each order includes two artisanal lollipops that are best devoured within 3 months (assuming this won’t be a problem). And yes, we’re aware the outside looks like sperm.

STEAL: Every Watch in Our Shop Is Now on Sale STEAL: Every Watch in Our Shop Is Now on Sale
STEAL: Every Watch in Our Shop Is Now on Sale PARTNER

Make 2017 the year you stop relying on your phone for so damn much. A reasonable first step, we think, is picking up a new watch—and, boy, are you in luck. From now until Tuesday at 1 p.m. EST, every single watch in the Cool Material Shop is on sale. Yup, drop a new timepiece on your wrist and save up to 32% in the process. As always, everything is subject to availability, so hit up the shop now and snag your favorite before it’s gone.

SHOP