We’ve been eating lollipops for far too long without getting hammered off them. Okay, well maybe not hammered, but our Tootsie Pops do have a severe lack of booze in them and that Dum Dum’s mystery flavor has yet be “Tequila.” Besides the dark chocolate in these Single Malt Chocolate Lollipops, they sport a solid kick with some 12 year old single malt scotch. And we love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. There it goes, down into our belly. Each order includes two artisanal lollipops that are best devoured within 3 months (assuming this won’t be a problem). And yes, we’re aware the outside looks like sperm.