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We’ve been eating lollipops for far too long without getting hammered off them. Okay, well maybe not hammered, but our Tootsie Pops do have a severe lack of booze in them and that Dum Dum’s mystery flavor has yet be “Tequila.” Besides the dark chocolate in these Single Malt Chocolate Lollipops, they sport a solid kick with some 12 year old single malt scotch. And we love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. There it goes, down into our belly. Each order includes two artisanal lollipops that are best devoured within 3 months (assuming this won’t be a problem). And yes, we’re aware the outside looks like sperm.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.