silence-tv-prints

A long time ago, in a galaxy very similar to this one, we found the amazing work of one Gianmarco Magnani – otherwise known as Silence TV. Unfortunately, you couldn’t buy any of it. Good things really do come to those who wait because now you can decorate your man cave like you’ve always wanted – with prints featuring vintage motorcycles and instruments… most of them covered in women. Each fine art print is printed on bright white, matte, ultra smooth, 100% cotton rag with a bunch of other artisty terms we have no knowledge of and no desire to learn, but probably mean it’s even more awesome in person than we imagine it to be. Available in three sizes (8×8, 13×13 and 17×17 – all in inches), the only question we have left is whether or not there’s combined shipping for buying one of each.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.