Scorzie

Any time you engage in a drinking game, there comes a point when the following phrase is uttered, “Uh, what’s the score?” Sure, it’s easy when you’re just starting, but after you’ve had a few you could be off by a fairly large margin. While the main goal of any drinking game is to, well, drink, we’re guys and there’s always going to be a competitive bone in our bodies. To keep an honest track of the tally invest in a few Scorzies. Not only will they keep your brewski cold, they’ll keep your opponents honest and your buzzed up brain from forgetting the first few points. Scorzie takes care of any tailgating or BBQ game that goes up to 21 and all you’ll have to do is remember to adjust the dials accordingly (not actually that easy when it’s way late in the night).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.