Rx-Label-Flask

What’s the prescription if you have a headache? Booze. What’s the prescription if you’re hungover and have to deal with loud relatives? Booze. What’s the prescription if you have a fever? Booze . . . We would’ve also accepted, “More cowbell.” For whatever ails you, you can always rely on your good friends Jack, Jim and Johnny. You don’t need any hour long diagnosis from Gregory House, just take a little nip from your Rx Label Flask. Decked out in medication labeling, your new hip flask is ready to be filled up with the healing power of Boozemin. *Disclaimer: Please do not take medical advice from Cool Material. We’re not doctors and we were a few shots of “medicine” deep when we wrote this.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.