Ron-F-ing-Swanson-BBQ-Sauce

Besides bucket loads of bacon and eggs, there’s something else Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman on Parks and Recreation if you weren’t aware) has a passion for: Straight up beef. It’s why the man hits a strip club buffet. Now, with Ron F***ing Swanson BBQ Sauce, you can slather your meat (hold the laughter) in something approved by the manliest of men. It’s a thick and rich sauce for your ribs, steaks or any animal that you happened to kill with your bare hands. For added deliciousness, lick your mustache after eating and proceed to whittle yourself a new wooden bib.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.