Besides bucket loads of bacon and eggs, there’s something else Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman on Parks and Recreation if you weren’t aware) has a passion for: Straight up beef. It’s why the man hits a strip club buffet. Now, with Ron F***ing Swanson BBQ Sauce, you can slather your meat (hold the laughter) in something approved by the manliest of men. It’s a thick and rich sauce for your ribs, steaks or any animal that you happened to kill with your bare hands. For added deliciousness, lick your mustache after eating and proceed to whittle yourself a new wooden bib.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.