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Besides bucket loads of bacon and eggs, there’s something else Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman on Parks and Recreation if you weren’t aware) has a passion for: Straight up beef. It’s why the man hits a strip club buffet. Now, with Ron F***ing Swanson BBQ Sauce, you can slather your meat (hold the laughter) in something approved by the manliest of men. It’s a thick and rich sauce for your ribs, steaks or any animal that you happened to kill with your bare hands. For added deliciousness, lick your mustache after eating and proceed to whittle yourself a new wooden bib.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.