Robot-Wine-Rack

Who doesn’t love robots? Girls. Your boss. That jock roommate of yours. Screw them, robots are awesome! That’s why you have to have this robot wine rack. Just because you’re old enough to drink, that doesn’t mean you have to act all stuffy and boring suddenly. But just in case you want to impress any of those people we mentioned earlier the wine rack includes an optional mustache to let everyone know how sophisticated you and your robo-friend can be.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.