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Sometimes, the movies that we end up seeing are a few short cutting room floor clips away from being something totally different. Such is the case with Removie Posters. Slightly changing movie titles results in some hilariously different films that, quite honestly, we’d love to see. Cape Fear becomes Ape Fear. The Men Who Stare at Goats becomes The Men Who Stare at Oats. There might only be a one letter difference between the new title and the old, but that one letter makes all the difference. Unfortunately, at this time, these incredibly well-crafted posters are not available for purchase. By the time they are, there will probably be ones for Apocalypse No, Hoe Alone and Snakes on a Lane. Actually, we’re fine with waiting.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.