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The last barbecue we were at some guy was walking around with a Sam Adams poured into a red Solo cup with ice cubes in it—he proceeded to strike-out with every woman he talked to and fell down the stairs.  Now, this might not have been the result of watering down his Boston Lager but we would like to think so. To keep your beers cold and portable on tap without watering them down, invest in this On-Ice Beer Dispenser. The ice chamber in the middle keeps 80 oz of your favorite brew or liquor cold without the loss of flavor and public humiliation of dropping a few ice cubes in your cup (however, unless you’re having a big party, we’d say 80 oz of your favorite hard alcohol might be a bit much there Blutarsky).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.