mustache-flask

Mustaches are an American pastime. Growing one is a coming of age; a sign of a distinguished gentleman; a mile marker in the journey of life that indicates you’re a little more grown up. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to hang up your drinking shoes though, quite the opposite in fact. Instead of sucking down watery beer from those ubiquitous red plastic cups, you get to drink things that will keep you toasty, put hair on your knuckles and don’t have to be ice cold to be palatable. Whether your delicious poison of choice is whiskey or rum, you’re going to need a way to carry it. Now you can combine your love of stainless steel, mustaches and highly potent liquors with this Mustache Shaped Flask. Trimmed with brown felt at the base (for an added ‘stache vibe), it’s the best way to keep you lubricated on the go.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.