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Ah, wedded bliss, days relaxing in his and her robes, reading the Sunday paper while you sip from his and her coffee mugs, and watching movies on the couch in his and her Snuggies . . . heaven. Let’s be honest, you’re gonna need a stiff drink. Forget the robes, bath towels and other cutesy crap, what you and the lady are going to want is something heavy on spirits. Nothing says, “I love you but if I write another ‘Thank You’ note I’m outta here,” like a set of Mr. and Mrs Cocktail Glasses. Her glass sports a sexy pair of lips, while your highball features a mustache reminiscent of a 1920’s boxer. Put ’em on the registry now.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.