Motorhead-Shiraz

We never would have pegged Lemmy as the wine and cheese type, but you don’t get to be the biggest rock legend in the world without being full of surprises. For no obvious reason other than because they bloody can, Motörhead has created their own wine. Motörhead Shiraz is a full bodied wine with a fruity aroma and soft rounded tannins that goes well with beef or lamb. The cross-section of red wine drinkers and Motörhead fans is probably pretty small, but it’ll have to do because there’s no way the FDA would have approved Motörhead branded amphetamines.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.