mannaise

Mayonnaise isn’t inherently feminine. While it doesn’t reach the manliest end of the condiment spectrum (the end filled with spicy mustard and hot sauce) it sure as hell isn’t hummus. That being said, it could use a boost in testosterone, and that’s where Mannaise comes in. To beef up some standard mayo, the guys behind Mannaise blended in some roasted jalapenos along with garlic and cream cheese. The result is a bigger batch of flavor that you’ll want to use to add a bit of smoky spice to your burgers and various dishes from here on out. It will also grow hair on your chest and give you the odd urge to whittle.

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