Pens are cool. Magic 8-Balls are cool. Naturally, combining the two is a fantastic idea. Which is, obviously, what this pen is all about. Is that third Jager bomb going to end up haunting me later? “Without a Doubt.” Will I finally win the Mega Millions? “Dude, No Way.” “Not For A Million Dollars.” If you think about it, it’s actually shocking it took someone this long to make this sort of writing implement a reality. Honestly, when was the last time you bought anything for $7 that you got to use more than once?