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Mexican wrestling is awesome. Therefore, luchadors are awesome. Even if it’s just a slightly overweight white male comedian wearing a luchador mask, they’re awesome. Drinking beer, obviously, is also awesome. Combining the two is obviously also going to be awesome. Enter the Luchador Bottle Openers. Available in red, black or blue, each opener is in a different pose to wrestle your beer bottle into submission. Now you don’t need to worry about finding a special cable package to get a little more luchador in your life.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.