Love is Art Kit

“Making love” is not a phrase we toss around too often. It’s got a feminine feel and we’ve developed quite a few slang terms for doing the deed that seem to work pretty well for us (phrase one: “Doing the deed”). Yet, when it comes to displaying our bedroom activities in an artistic way, we’d like to think we’re a little more highbrow than simply producing a poorly shot sex tape in night vision. The Love is Art kit comes with everything you need to turn your between the sheets shenanigans into a legitimate piece of abstract art. Each kit comes with a plastic sheet to protect whatever area you choose to christen, a white canvas, some paint and the supplies to clean yourself off after you’re done. The only thing not included is the woman; you’re on your own with that one.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.