“Making love” is not a phrase we toss around too often. It’s got a feminine feel and we’ve developed quite a few slang terms for doing the deed that seem to work pretty well for us (phrase one: “Doing the deed”). Yet, when it comes to displaying our bedroom activities in an artistic way, we’d like to think we’re a little more highbrow than simply producing a poorly shot sex tape in night vision. The Love is Art kit comes with everything you need to turn your between the sheets shenanigans into a legitimate piece of abstract art. Each kit comes with a plastic sheet to protect whatever area you choose to christen, a white canvas, some paint and the supplies to clean yourself off after you’re done. The only thing not included is the woman; you’re on your own with that one.