Love is Art Kit

“Making love” is not a phrase we toss around too often. It’s got a feminine feel and we’ve developed quite a few slang terms for doing the deed that seem to work pretty well for us (phrase one: “Doing the deed”). Yet, when it comes to displaying our bedroom activities in an artistic way, we’d like to think we’re a little more highbrow than simply producing a poorly shot sex tape in night vision. The Love is Art kit comes with everything you need to turn your between the sheets shenanigans into a legitimate piece of abstract art. Each kit comes with a plastic sheet to protect whatever area you choose to christen, a white canvas, some paint and the supplies to clean yourself off after you’re done. The only thing not included is the woman; you’re on your own with that one.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.