Love is Art Kit

“Making love” is not a phrase we toss around too often. It’s got a feminine feel and we’ve developed quite a few slang terms for doing the deed that seem to work pretty well for us (phrase one: “Doing the deed”). Yet, when it comes to displaying our bedroom activities in an artistic way, we’d like to think we’re a little more highbrow than simply producing a poorly shot sex tape in night vision. The Love is Art kit comes with everything you need to turn your between the sheets shenanigans into a legitimate piece of abstract art. Each kit comes with a plastic sheet to protect whatever area you choose to christen, a white canvas, some paint and the supplies to clean yourself off after you’re done. The only thing not included is the woman; you’re on your own with that one.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.