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Unlike Wayne Campbell who didn’t even own a gun, let alone so many guns to necessitate an entire rack, you don’t need to have a house chock-full of firearms to want one of these pieces of house decor.  The hand-made slip-ceramic lights and lamps from Loaded Objects add a flair of danger to any family room or entrance way (though you might not want to make it the first thing a potential date sees).  Whether you need some 9mm’s for reading light or something a bit more powerful like an AK-47 Standing Lamp to illuminate a room, we’d pretty much say Loaded Objects is the only place to turn.  If you happen to have your home fully lit already, the cast porcelain Pawn Grenades alert future chess opponents you mean business or are at least a nice decorative touch and may be more useful than an ADT sticker.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.