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Jeni's Influenza Sorbet

Jeni’s Influenza Sorbet

Every single person has the flu right now. You can’t walk into your office without hearing a cackle of sick voices, coughs, and mucus. If you start to feel yourself come down with it, pick up a pint of Influenza Sorbet from Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams. How can some sorbet help you get over your illness? Well, besides being delicious, it is made with cayenne pepper, ginger, honey, orange and lemon juice, and the classic cure-all, Maker’s Mark. It’s like a tasty version of the old school remedy of whiskey with honey and lemon. Hey, even if you’re not sick, it’s sorbet made with bourbon, so get on it.

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