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Long before there were status updates, tweets, and Kanye West there was Jack Daniels. Remember those family trees you had to do in grade school? Jack Daniels was founded long before the first ancestor you could ever come up with. And now the whiskey is 160 years old. To commemorate one of the world’s best selling spirits, they’re bottling a special edition in an all black bottle. The only way to celebrate this birthday is the same way you celebrate any other, by getting completely hammered. Except this time you get to do it with the drink of Senators (Lem Motlow – proprietor – actually got elected to help repeal prohibition) and have a cool collectors item to put on your shelf instead of just pictures you’ll regret later.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.