Its-Alive-Bedding

Do you hate getting laid? Then this is the bed for you. Okay, that’s not the best sales pitch in the world, but you’ve got to be prepared to scare a few ladies off when you bring ’em up to your room and you’ve got these sheets on your mattress (or at least have a really large couch). If you are still reading, chances are you’re like us and think this bed set is insanely awesome. It’s Alive bedding takes the whole monster under the bed thing up a level by surrounding you with reaching zombie arms and blood stains. Choose to add a touch of fear (a pillow case) or a whole heaping serving of it (your entire bed set) to your slumber. Perfect for guest rooms too!

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.