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It's Alive Bedding

It’s Alive Bedding

Do you hate getting laid? Then this is the bed for you. Okay, that’s not the best sales pitch in the world, but you’ve got to be prepared to scare a few ladies off when you bring ’em up to your room and you’ve got these sheets on your mattress (or at least have a really large couch). If you are still reading, chances are you’re like us and think this bed set is insanely awesome. It’s Alive bedding takes the whole monster under the bed thing up a level by surrounding you with reaching zombie arms and blood stains. Choose to add a touch of fear (a pillow case) or a whole heaping serving of it (your entire bed set) to your slumber. Perfect for guest rooms too!

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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