We’ll say this right now, we’ve never ate peanut butter and regretted it. We’ve always been pleased with our decision to consume some. That said, Instant Regret Offensively Hot Peanut Butter is a whole other ballgame. Clocking in at a tongue-burning 12 million Scoville heat units, Instant Regret Peanut Butter is unlike anything you’ve ever slathered on bread with some jelly before. Made with King Naga peppers and a bit of habanero, this peanut butter will leave your mouth scorched. Just be extra careful not to pack a PB&J with it in your kid’s lunchbox or you’ll be receiving a call from the school nurse pronto.