Ice Core Beer Pitcher

When a night involves pitchers of beer rather than bottles or cans, you run in to a bit of a dilemma depending on the size of your group. While they disappear rather quickly at first, as the night proceeds and more and more women on TV become models (“I’m just saying, Patricia Heaton is like… she’s like a nine”) those pitchers can sit for a bit between refills. The Ice Core Beer Pitcher is the ideal solution for late night poker games or random drinking soirees with a few friends. Simply fill the core with ice and the pitcher will keep whatever you’re pumping out of that keg cold for hours without watering it down. So even if your taste in women gets extremely questionable (“Now that I thhinkk bout it, Ray’s mom is kindda hot for an old lady”), your next beer will be frosty and ready for you.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.