Cast-Iron-Wrench-Bottle-Opener

You could argue that the bottle opener is actually the most important tool in any toolbox. Whether or not you’re actually that handy with a wrench, you’re sure to get plenty of use out of this one. The Handyman Bottle Opener is made of iron and closely resembles an actual wrench so you can pretend that you’re working rather than drinking (though we imagine the pile of beer bottles around you will give it away).

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.