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You’re probably not even reading this. You saw the picture that marks the delicious intersection between beer and technology and you immediately clicked to buy one. We’re sorry. You can’t actually buy the Guinness QR Pint Glass… yet. We’re sure the hype surrounding it will eventually lead to it going into production, but right now, you can only stare at it from afar or happen into one of the bars in New York where they happen to be filling them. We can’t even tell you which bars they are because we have no idea. What we do know is that if you fill it with swill, it won’t work. If it’s empty, it won’t work. The QR code is activated by the Guinness itself because of its color.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.