We don’t normally say “best *insert product here* ever” because tastes are subjective, and there are lots of different products on the market in each sector. But seriously, the Grasshopper Vaporizer might be best vaporizer ever. This isn’t the kind of portable vaporizer you pick up at the corner headshop, this thing was designed by freaking aerospace engineers. We’re just gonna run down the list of awesome features in the Grasshopper. It’s discreetly shaped like a pen. It’s got a 30 Watt heating element, adjustable temperature dial, three hour battery life, magnetic charging ring and mechanical click on/off mechanism. Plus it’s easy to clean and comes with a lifetime warranty. Like we said, best vaporizer ever.