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While we used to recall the adventures of Ahab, now upon seeing a whale we immediately think one thing: Twitter is down. Next time you get the ole Fail Whale and you can’t access the best of Doug Benson’s #SideBoobSunday or the latest celebrity death rumor, take the edge off with a cold one cracked open with the Goodly Whale Bottle Opener. The handmade, silver plated brass bottle opener adds a bit of childish fun to your adult drinking habits and makes for a better opener than any freebie you got at the last Quizzo night from some shot girl.

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It’s time for a fall upgrade, and Batch has just what your closet needs. Batch makes premium utility shirts that blend the tailored fit of a fine dress shirt with the rugged durability a good utility shirt is known for. That means Batch’s range of utility shirts are equally suited for the office and for kicking back on weekends. There are plenty of colors to choose from, so you can pick the utility shirt that best fits your style. And since Batch is dedicated to making one batch at a time, you know you’re getting quality.