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We’re going to go out on a limb and say that you’ve never actually purchased a Koozie.  This is not to say that you don’t have a koozie or two, but we’re guessing you acquired them like you acquired most of your pens – through osmosis (and by osmosis we mean from a beer promotions girl at your local bar).  This is kind of a shame considering the idea behind the koozie is so much better than 99% of the Miller Lite-logo’d koozies out there.  Since we’re always on the lookout for something better (we’ll search for hours just for the perfect angle of a celeb nip-slip) we are pretty excited about these Goldman Leather Koozies from Wheelmen & Co.  Each has 3mm neoprene lining enclosed with top grain leather and all held together with tap brass rivets.  It’s what Davy Crockett would have used if he drank PBR’s.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.