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Gerber Apocalypse Kit

Gerber Apocalypse Kit

How many of you reading this have contingency plans prepared for the zombie apocalypse? Be honest. Even before The Walking Dead (one of the few reasons we’ll actually get out of bed on Sunday), Romero gave us plenty of good things to think about. Are they walking zombies or running zombies? Where’s the nearest source of gasoline? Do you go urban for the skyscraper height advantage or will that just ultimately screw you because of the increase in meatsacks? One thing is for sure though, all your fancy guns will eventually run out of ammunition. Bladed weapons are the way to go and this Gerber Apocalypse Kit is exactly what you need. There’s a parang, two machetes, an axe and plenty of folding, sharp, pointy knives to amuse you for hours… or kill zombies.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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