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Outside of the stories mom tells when we get a little too much Franzia in her, we have absolutely no recollection of the milkman. This fabled character apparently traveled from house to house in an all white getup delivering the day’s dairy products. If he were around today – and were an alcoholic – we imagine this Galvanized Metal 6-pack Caddy would be his delivery container of choice. Handcrafted from galvanized steel and covered in protective sealant, it’s far superior to the standard cardboard beer transportation device – and not just because you can get it wet without it turning into a mushy mess. Conveniently forget to take it home with you, and you have a reason to go back. Never again wonder if it’s your Magic Hat or your buddies. The only thing more we could ask for is a way to combine two of them.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.