fuck-economy-mug

Right now you may not feel like the “World’s Greatest” anything and you’d really rather not have to look at anything “whimsical” while you drink your morning coffee and read about the economic state we’re in. So if you’d prefer that people just stop talking to you about it grab the Fuck the Economy mug and it will sum up your thoughts on the issue.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.