Fridge-Locker

Roommates are the absolute worst. Anybody who says they like their roommate is a flat out liar. Either that, or you just moved in together. Give it a couple of months and you’ll realize they’re a slob with awful taste in music and a penchant for eating your food and drinking your good beer. Assholes. We can’t help you eliminate all the problems that come with another person sharing your space, but we can help you preserve your snacks and bottles of craft beer. The Fridge Locker is a must purchase for anyone with a roommate who constantly has the munchies. The locker comes with a combination lock to give you peace of mind that your bottles from Russian River Brewery are safe and secure. Also good for offices because your coworkers are jerks too.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.