We won’t go as far as Ron Swanson to say “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets,” but we will say they are not usually our drink of choice. That said, we are at least intrigued by Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka. Billed as the world’s only pure milk vodka, basically it’s fermented whey that gets distilled into booze. The taste is different from the $6 Sam’s Club-sized jug of vodka you pounded in college, with a creamy and sweet taste and texture. Added to the flavor are notes of vanilla and cinnamon for what sounds like a sugary dessert. If you try it, report back because we’re a tad skeptical.