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We’ve had two requests for Jelly Belly in our time. One, change the color of Cinnamon so it doesn’t look just like Very Cherry you cold bastards, and two, give us more awesome flavors. No idea on the first request, but the mad scientists over at Jelly Belly are tackling the second. Draft Beer is their latest flavor concoction and we’ll gladly raise a pint in its honor. Having had requests for a beer jelly bean for decades, Jelly Belly was finally able to get the flavor right and now they’re delivering it your taste buds. Unfortunately there’s no alcohol in them (obviously) so don’t go downing packs to get a buzz.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.