Double Barreled Marshmallow Crossbow

Double Barreled Marshmallow Crossbow

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Hold on to your hats cubicle dwellers, office warfare just took a turn for the awesome. Even though the release of what is sure to become known as the office BFG won’t get recorded in any history books, it isn’t any less important to your daily grind. Why? Because nothing says take those TPS reports and cram them up your ass like a thirty foot range and fifty marshmallows flying through the air. Pull back the plunger, release, repeat. In the event of a jammed bullet or an explosion in the chamber, the magazines are dishwasher safe. In the world of non-lethal warfare, what’s more fun than two barrels of arm powered, potentially gooey, white goodness? Absolutely nothing, so lock and load.

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Every tactical gear manufacturer offers something in the way of a tactical pen, but they’re not all as robust as the TriTac from StatGear. It’s engineered from aircraft grade aluminum with an ergonomic grip and bolt action pen lever, and the included Fisher Space Pen ink can write in all types of conditions, from a light drizzle to a stint in space. Obviously, no tactical pen is complete without a carbide window punch, but the TriTac goes above and beyond, adding a 440C stainless steel, razor sharp blade.

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