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Hold on to your hats cubicle dwellers, office warfare just took a turn for the awesome. Even though the release of what is sure to become known as the office BFG won’t get recorded in any history books, it isn’t any less important to your daily grind. Why? Because nothing says take those TPS reports and cram them up your ass like a thirty foot range and fifty marshmallows flying through the air. Pull back the plunger, release, repeat. In the event of a jammed bullet or an explosion in the chamber, the magazines are dishwasher safe. In the world of non-lethal warfare, what’s more fun than two barrels of arm powered, potentially gooey, white goodness? Absolutely nothing, so lock and load.

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It’s time for a fall upgrade, and Batch has just what your closet needs. Batch makes premium utility shirts that blend the tailored fit of a fine dress shirt with the rugged durability a good utility shirt is known for. That means Batch’s range of utility shirts are equally suited for the office and for kicking back on weekends. There are plenty of colors to choose from, so you can pick the utility shirt that best fits your style. And since Batch is dedicated to making one batch at a time, you know you’re getting quality.