Defusable-Alarm-Clock

Are you the type of guy that sleeps lightly and wakes up at the sound of a pin drop? In college, we loved being the guy that could sleep through anything, but now that we have responsibilities and a job to get to it kind of sucks. We need an alarm clock that makes absolutely sure we get our asses out of bed and nothing says get your ass out of bed like a bomb that needs defusing. Once you get the electronics components for the bomb you attach phony explosive parts (paper towel rolls seem like the ideal candidate at first glance). When the timer goes off (push the red button) you cut the wires or pull them out of the screw terminals. Alternatively, you can use the actual alarm function, with sleep option, but then you don’t get to actually defuse it. Is it a novelty? Sure. Is it still the coolest way to wake up? We think so.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.